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xnirx 11 years ago
[color=#0000aa][size=18] ★,*”*,*”*,☆:heart:☆,*”*,*”*,★ [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :hee:Before Marriage:$ [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :mad:[img]http://www.punjabigraphics.com/images/1/guy-drowning.jpg[/img]:heart: He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He: ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! [/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :hee:After marriage:spin: :p [img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/What-A-timing....jpg[/img] :p [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18]:hee::pNow simply read from bottom to top:p:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :hmm:[img]http://funny.piz18.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Every-time-a-girlfriend-calls-me-to-tell-me-her-problems.gif[/img]:p Where r u? what r u doing? R u busy? How much busy? Ltl or more?If ltl, Y dont u call me? If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this? Dont smile:hot: call me immediately:rofl: [img]http://www.punjabigraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/good-night-friends4.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ★,*”*,*”*,☆:heart:☆,*”*,*”*,★ [/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
[size=18] [color=#c20000] ╰♡╮╰★╮.:heart:.╰★╮╰♡╮[/color] [img]http://i4.tagstat.com/image04/b/1416/006S052yNgm.jpg[/img] [color=#00aa00]:hee:A fool may be known by six things:hee:[/color] [color=#0000aa]:hot:anger without cause:hot:[/color] [color=#705b31]:Lspeech without profit:L[/color] [color=#c20000]:pchange without progress:shit:[/color] [color=#cccc00]:mad:enquiry without object:mad:[/color] [color=#d09537]:love: putting trust in a stranger:love:[/color] [color=#c20000]:spin:mistaking foes for friends:spin:[/color] [color=#08e2f0]:p:hee::o DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES:o:p:hee:[/color] [color=#a0e289]:PA negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity:P[/color] [color=#2746ff]:)A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty:)[/color] [color=#aa00aa]:thumb:Wish u an optimistic life:thumb:[/color] [color=#00aa00]♥GOOD NIGHT♥[/color] [img]http://decwedding.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/WeddingCandles.jpg[/img] [color=#c20000]╰♡╮╰★╮.:heart:.╰★╮╰♡╮ [/color] [/size]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰❤╮☆:rofl:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!:$:rofl: [img]http://on1.picsrc.net/images/ytibu/4cc85e4848096bbd018b4de72081c15c.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :pTeacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”:p [img]http://www.myrecados.com/Imagens/Engracadas/images/f8.gif[/img] [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!:hee: [img]http://im32.gulfup.com/vcL2g.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee::shh: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :smile:SMILE:smile: Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy :smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] :shy2:good night:sleeping: :hee: [img]http://i3.tagstat.com/image07/d/b040/004i054Pr10.gif[/img]:rofl: ╰❤╮☆:hee:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color]