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xnirx 11 years ago
nhi bro...accha ab chalte h:mad: Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti:dance2: :heart:good nyt:sleeping:

xnirx 11 years ago
''Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena. Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.'' So don't waste ur time:tappingfoot: & go to bed & take sweet dreamas. .........ZZZzzzZZZ..............

xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :o'SERVANT's ASS WON'.:mad: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :hee:"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :mad:The king fainted.:hmm: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10. Next day paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :spin:"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] This was too much,:hot: KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it to the jungle. The next Headlines: [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl: [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :(The king died next day!:( [/b][/size][/color][color=#cccc00][size=18] (●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃) [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :p:pKeep [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/88/a3e888443ea7c8cf989dc886e2946a8b.jpg[/img] Smling:hee::rofl: ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 11 years ago
[size=18] Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab hota hy? . Jb pyar me dhoka ho? Nahi. Jab exam me fail ho? Nahi. Jb koi qemti Cheez chori ho jae? . .Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy? . . . . . . Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen OR 2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila hua ho… (‘.’) _/./_ :tappingfoot::p gut nyt:heart: ..zZzz:sleeping:zZzz...