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nir794 8 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] •❤•:smile::heart::smile:•❤• :rofl:Funny Laws Which Will Boggle Your Mind:rofl: [img]http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/f/funny/graphics-funny-091760.gif[/img] [color=#cccc00][size=18] In Colorado,It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.:rofl: In Connecticut, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.:rofl: IN Florida, It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.:hee: In Arizona,There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.:rofl: In Alabama, It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.:spin: In Los Angeles,a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap.:rofl: In Michigan,a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission:spin: In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.:rofl: In St. Louis,it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.:rofl: In Arizon, It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.:o In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish:rofl: In Alaska, Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law but you can use it for an igloo.:hee: In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers:rofl: In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.:o In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep:rofl: [color=#c20000][size=18] [img]http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/f/funny/graphics-funny-025648.gif[/img] :hee:Think over ur country's Law...may be u r lucky:rofl: [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dcimg/02/270818_original.jpg[/img] •❤•:smile::heart::smile:•❤• [/size][/color]

nir794 8 years ago
[color=#c20000][size=18] :hee::smile:••• :heart: •••:smile::hee: [color=#cccc00][size=18] A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.:mad: He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”:rofl: In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”:hee: Boy-and-girl-kissing........:adore: Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”:rofl: Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”:( Math is hard wheN yoU caught:p:hee::rofl: [color=#00aa00][size=18] Son – I want a baby brother . Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?:p:hee::rofl: A child had never seen his hips, 1 day his teacher beat him on his hips, He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says.. oH God she Divided It 2 pices:mad: BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!:(:p:p [color=#cccc00][size=18] Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.:hee::rofl: You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.:tappingfoot: [color=#c20000][size=18] :naughty:[img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Please-Dont-Leave-368x520.png[/img]:hee: :dance:Hpy we'nd Ahead:rofl: :p[img]http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/f/funny/graphics-funny-835005.gif[/img]:p :hee::smile:••• :heart: •••:smile::hee: [/size][/color]