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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ☆*:rofl:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] I am the best, & I can prove it:$:hee: I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . . I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. .. and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ... :hee:I am the best:dance2: [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee::hee: [img]http://uppix.com/f-Funny450e91bc30011c76f.gif[/img] :p:p [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/5678abd92631ecef0162fc7e05164ad3.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc3/02/223339/2233391.jpg[/img] :hee::hee: [img]http://i5.tagstat.com/image07/d/a33a/00zq055jqcW.gif[/img] :p:p :$Qualities a friend must have:$ :love:Cute as crocodile:love: :love:Smart as donkey:love: :love:Active as turtle:love: :love:Fit as hippo:love: :love:Matured as monkey:love: :love:Sincerity like dog:love: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :heart:No doubt you are my best friend:dance2: [b][color=#c20000][size=18] ☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000] ☆*:smile:[img]http://s14.postimage.org/nt5w213lp/touch_my_cake.jpg[/img]:smile:*☆ :hmm::rofl:English is a crazy language:hot::hee: :@ LETS FACE IT:rofl: There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads, which aren’t sweet,are meat.:spin: If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?:spin: we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?:spin: How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.:spin: Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled, ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?:spin: English was invented by people,not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course,isn’t a race at all). That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible, but when the lights are out,they are invisible.:rofl: Life is too short to be serious…:hmm: :hee:laugh as much as you can:smile::rofl: ☆*:smile:[img]http://s1.postimage.org/i3ki3id3f/smiling.jpg[/img]:smile:*☆ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ :hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#2746ff][size=18] :rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. [/b][/size][/color][color=#b1acef][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :rofl:SMILE:rofl: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:YAWN:rofl: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. [/b][/size][/color][color=#ffc602][size=18] :rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl: The name men give to their mistakes. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. [/b][/size][/color][color=#d8d3bc][size=18] :rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:BOSS:rofl: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DOCTOR:rofl: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000]Don't worry about hard times, because most of the beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00] Change and mistakes are two aspects of life that help us to become better people. Change is the transition from something old into something new, We have to maintain new changes in our lives on a regular basis in order to grow and reach our potential. [/size][/color][color=#c20000] Mistakes are another part of life that are vital to our success. Without making mistakes we won't realize what choices to make later on in life, and if we don't learn from our mistakes we will easily commit the same ones later in life, over and over again until we learn from them. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00] So... keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly... Don't resist change, and don't be afraid to make a mistake:rofl: Though they may seem difficult:hee: face changes and learn from mistakes! Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them. May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012... [/size][/color][color=#c20000] DesiComments DesiComments Tucmuc ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013... [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc1/11/157895/157895.gif[/img][img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc3/02/222580/2225801.jpg[/img][img]http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/0ffae35fb10f47e68788e83ff9ee24e2/l.jpg[/img] ╰♡╮:dance2:☆:heart:☆:dance2:╰♡╮ [/b][/siz

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰★╮☆♥[img]http://favim.com/orig/201105/10/abstract-art-background-basket-brick-collecting-Favim.com-39223.jpg[/img]♥☆╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color][b][color=#c20000] Never give up going after your dreams... Where there is love and inspiration... you can't go wrong. [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0] In Life, we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream & an unforgettable love! Its all about being happy anyhow. [/size][/color][color=#00aa00] Excellence can be achieved if you... risk more than others think is safe, love more than others think is wise, dream more than others think is practical, and expect more than others think is possible. [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it. How can you dream??? when you never sleep.:rofl: so, ZZZZZzzzzzz:sleeping::hee: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000] Never give up going after your dreams... Where there is love and inspiration... you can't go wrong. [/b][/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰★╮☆♥[img]http://s2.favim.com/orig/34/bed-night-sleep-sweet-dreams-Favim.com-271851.jpg[/img]♥☆╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ Four candles were talking to each other ♥. . . ♥[img]http://images.ubercomments.com/3/29558.gif[/img]♥. . . ♥ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] 1st-”I am PEACE, no one needs me” & it went off.. 2nd-”I am FAITH, nobody believes in me” & it went off.. 3rd-”I am LOVE, nobody cares for me” & it went off.. 4th-”I can light the other three'' ...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!... ♥♥[img]http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Occult/BooksCandles/book106.gif[/img][img]http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Occult/BooksCandles/book101.gif[/img]♥♥ [/size][/color][color=#2746ff][size=18] Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. ...but never lose hope... I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing. Stay Blessed... ♥[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/heatherp8/MySpace%20comments/FLIGHT.jpg[/img][img]http://media.beta.photobucket.com/image/hope%20comments/sharonloves/comments/BIRDSANDLADY1.jpg[/img][img]http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/nadusha08_2009/comments/HopeFaithLove.gif[/img]♥ [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ...S W E E T[img]http://www.magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Goodnight/goodnight12.jpg[/img]D R E A M E S... ╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest it's about who came, and never left your side. ☆ ❤[img]http://www.evipic.eviland.com/Comments/Images/Friends/Friends-5.jpg[/img]❤ ☆ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you, no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side. A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and whether they agree with you or not, they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down, even when it is least convenient for them to do so:) [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Never take having friends like these for granted, because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these, who will come into your life and no matter what happens, will never leave your side. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them the way that you would like to be treated. Be there for them, not only when they need it, but also when things are great as well, because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] ☆ ❤[img]http://www.evipic.eviland.com/Comments/Images/Good%20Night/Night-8.jpg[/img]❤ ☆ Real friends are always going to be there by your side, even at times when you tell them to leave. ╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]