Akki1702 12 years ago Girl: I'm jealous.
WHEN others girls r looking at u ......:@:,(:@:mad:
Boy: Don't be jealous, baby.........:p:p:p:p
Girl: Why?:o:o:o
Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't.... :p:p:p:p
Girl: What?:o:L:o:p
Boy: My heart..:heart::heart::heart:
Akki1702 12 years ago Kuch dost zindagi me is kadar samil ho jate
he,,:):)
Agar bhulana chaho to or yadaate he.... :D:D
bas jate he wo dil me is kadar ki,,:dance::dance:
Aankhe band karo to samne nazar ate he....:p:p
:heart:miss you:heart:
xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p
Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee:[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470289_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-15.jpg[/img]:rofl:
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee:[img]http://www.desicomments.com/funnypics/funnydog75.jpg[/img]:hee:
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!".. :spin:
:hee:[img]http://friends18.com/img/baby-pictures/0430.jpg[/img]:spin:
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470290_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-17.jpg[/img]:rofl:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Your-Wife-Wana-Kill-You.jpg[/img]
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age :D
[img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley65.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_2.jpeg[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_3.gif[/img]
Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting:,( this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:
:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p
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xnirx 12 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p
Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee:[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470289_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-15.jpg[/img]:rofl:
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee:[img]http://www.desicomments.com/funnypics/funnydog75.jpg[/img]:hee:
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!".. :spin:
:hee:[img]http://friends18.com/img/baby-pictures/0430.jpg[/img]:spin:
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470290_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-17.jpg[/img]:rofl:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Your-Wife-Wana-Kill-You.jpg[/img]
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age :D
[img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley65.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_2.jpeg[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_3.gif[/img]
Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting:,( this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:
:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p
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Akki1702 12 years ago Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata,,:D:D
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,,:):)
kitne v dur raho a dost tum,:(
dosti me aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata....:heart::heart::heart:
:)Gud Nyte:)
Akki1702 12 years ago Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai...
bole to 7 wonders...:)
1 apun:shy:
2.apun ka style:$
3. apun ka awaz
4. apun ka smile :hee:
5. apun ka face :smile:
6. apun ka sms, Aur
7. apun ka Dost ….!!:heart::heart:
Akki1702 12 years ago Are nahi aisi koye bat nhi hn .....:pmjhe ulta acha laga....:):)
Mjhe acha lga qki aapne sach btaya .....:heart:
aur btao kya chal rha hai.......:):):)
xnirx 12 years ago
chotti:$
kitnii chotti:hee::rofl:
[img]http://www.funz4you.com/images/funny_pic/KidsFunnyPictures/111.jpg[/img]
ese bada to ho na:rofl:
batan padega:o
ok tum queen victorya ki nasal ho:p:hee::)
Akki1702 12 years ago
xnirx 12 years ago
