ownworld74 11 years ago Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k humko net se download kiya h.
:p:hee::p
ownworld74 11 years ago Foreigner,
"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"
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smarts answer by our santa
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Santa:
"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.- Whiskey Key Glass Mein !
:hee:
ownworld74 11 years ago don't worry saav ok sokey ho jyaga
ownworld74 11 years ago Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.
kiske gb me app block hai?:o
ownworld74 11 years ago Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
:p:hee::p
ownworld74 11 years ago 8 Common lines after getting drunk..
1. tu mera bhai hai..
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2. Gaadi main chalauga..
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3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!
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4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!
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5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu! :p
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6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
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7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
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The best one
8. Kal se daru Band...:p :hee: :D
ownworld74 11 years ago no mention please:p
ok sweet dreams