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nir794 9 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :smile: ♥☆¸.•:hee:•.¸☆♥:smile: :hee::hee:Sgnboard Education:p:p [color=#08e2f0][size=18] Sgnboard outside Heaven: :spin:"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers":hee::rofl: [img]http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/sorry-for-inconvenience-regretted-funny-sign-board-in-india.jpg[/img] ?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall: :hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl: [img]http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2016-01/1452774742.th.51240.jpg[/img] ?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house: :rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy..":shh::rofl: [img]http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/go-slow-accident-porn-area-funny-sign-notice.jpg[/img] [color=#c20000][size=18] ?? SignBoard outside GARAGE: :hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee: [img]http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/funny-parking-sign-board.jpg[/img] [color=#08e2f0][size=18] ?? Signboard outside A Bar: :money:" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance ":hee: [img]http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/wine-shop-funny-sign-board.jpg[/img] ?? Signboard outside Driving School: :hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.....":P:hee: [img]http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/funny-complaint-department-sign-board.jpg[/img] ?? Signboard outside Library: "Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p [img]http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/funny-safety-board.jpg[/img] [color=#c20000][size=18] :tappingfoot:Now pay my fees:money::p [img]http://www.amusingtime.com/images/038/the-privilege-of-friendship-to-talk-nonsense-and-to-have-the-nonsense-respected-funny-friendship-quote.jpg[/img] :smile: ♥☆¸.•:hee:•.¸☆♥:smile: [/b][/size][/color]

nir794 9 years ago
[/b][color=#c20000][size=18] ──►(•‿•) ★:hee:★(•‿•) ◄── [img]http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2016-01/1452060149.th.22779.jpeg[/img] :shy2:6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings..:shy2: [color=#00aa00][size=18] 1 Money can't buy happiness:thumb: [color=#cccc00][size=18] :hee:but... its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle:hee: [color=#00aa00][size=18] 2. Forgive your enemy:thumb: [color=#cccc00][size=18] :hee:but... remember that bastard's name:P [color=#00aa00][size=18] 3. Help a person when they are in trouble:thumb: [color=#cccc00][size=18] :rofl:and... they will remember you when they are in trouble again..:rofl: [color=#00aa00][size=18] 4. Many people are alive only:p [color=#cccc00][size=18] :pbecause... its illegal to shoot them:hee: [color=#00aa00][size=18] 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem:naughty: [color=#cccc00][size=18] :hee:but... neither does juice:hee: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] 6. Smoking kills:thumb: [color=#cccc00][size=18] :rofl:but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...:p [color=#c20000][size=18] :hee::rofl:Think again.. Be wise..:hee::rofl: [img]http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2016-01/1452060690.th.9800.jpg[/img] :p:hee::p [img]http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2016-01/1452061918.th.87046.jpeg[/img] :P:hee::p:rofl: ──►(•‿•) ★:hee:★(•‿•) ◄── [/b][/size][/color]