JeetCHAUHAN 12 years ago [size=24]Aksar Log Apne Dost Ki Tarif Krte Rehte H,
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Taki Wo Unse Juda Na Ho Jaye,
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Hum Isliye Khamosh Rehte H Taki..
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Hamare Dost Pr Koi Or Fida Na Ho Jaye !!:)
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JeetCHAUHAN 12 years ago [size=24]Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaaraha tha..
Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha- "Mandir Bada"..
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi"
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Shiv bada"
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat parkyon khada"
Pujari: "Parbat bada"
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari: "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Ram bada"
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
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Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada" :D[/size]
JeetCHAUHAN 12 years ago Acchi Yaadein apki Ankhon me tabhi Nami lati hai..:shy2:
Jab apko ye Ehsaas ho ki aap un Yaadon ko Dubara Nahi Jee sakte:)
JeetCHAUHAN 12 years ago [b][size=24][color=#00aa00]☺☺NEVER reject 3 pe0ple:
LEO, SAGITARIOUS, AQUARIOUS.
They are true, h0nest frIends !!
NEVER believe in 3 pe0ple:
GEMINI, PISES, SC0RPIO.
They are the m0st selfish&mean !!
NEVER l0se 3 pe0ple:
TARUS, CANCER, CAPRICORN.
They are the m0st sincere&true l0vers !!
NEVER leave 3 pe0ple:
VIRGO, LIBRA, ARIES.
They can keep secrets, friendship, they can never see y0ur tears !!
What's y0ur sign
JeetCHAUHAN 12 years ago
