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simba07 Guestbook![]() {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} ![]() FrIEnds ArE those idiots who somEtims nither receive YOur calL nor mESsAgES YOu nor meet YOu bUt they ArE tHE angels of YOur life sent by god 2 bE with YOu wHen YOu actuly need them...! GoOD Day My dEAr FRiEnd TAKE CARE . . . . your friend ![]() {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} ![]() A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.” Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.” Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!” ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If GoD anSwErS ur PrAyEr, he’S iNcreSsiNg ur FAitH. If He dELAyS, He’S iNcrEasiNg ur PatiEncE. If He does not anSwEr, He knOws u cAn hAndlE it…! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() '3 STUPID STAGES OF LIFE! TEEN: HavE timE & eNerGy bUt nO mOnEy! YOUNG: HaVe mOnEy & EnErGy bUt nO timE! OLD: HavE TimE & mOnEy bUt nO eNerGy...!' LifE is nOtHiNg bUt if yOu arE a gUt coOrDinAtor..LiFe wiLL bE mEaNiNgfuL.. MarVeluS niGht tO yOu My dEaR fRiEnD.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |