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alessia201 Guestbook xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡  ｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive.  {Image} So the science teacher asked the class — “What can you learn from this experiment.” ? {Image}  Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”  {Image} Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.  {Image} ╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡ ｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮xnirx (12 years ago)｡♥☆*‿*☆❤ ❤★*‿*★♥｡{Image} Image Hosting GIRL’S VERSION-.. First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..  Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished.. Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!  Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…  {Image} BOY’S VERSION-.. First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..  Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while.. Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench.. ‘n she turned to find me…  ‘n We smiled..  Sometimes, someone says something really small and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart! {Image} GOOD EVENING..Photo Sharing HAVE LOVELY TIME.. ｡♥☆*‿*☆❤ ❤★*‿*★♥｡xnirx (12 years ago)☆* *♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆I am the best, & I can prove it  I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . . I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. .. and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ... I am the best {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} Qualities a friend must have Cute as crocodileSmart as donkeyActive as turtleFit as hippoMatured as monkeySincerity like dogNo doubt you are my best friend☆* *♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆xnirx (12 years ago)♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! Reason why never visit a 5* HotelQuestion : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell    Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….  {Image}  {Image} SMILING NIGHT ♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮☆╰❤╮ ╰❤╮☆╰♡╮whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ??? BECAUSE.............. -shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd… -shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë… -shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk… -shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë… -shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs, bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ… -shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë… -shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ, ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ... -shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl… -shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër… -shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ… ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës, bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër… äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…❤ sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…❤ BECAUSE.............. they are the priceless creation by GOD dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!! ZZZZZzzzzzzz ╰♡╮☆╰❤╮ ╰❤╮☆╰♡╮xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮=╰★╮= ===╰★╮=╰♡╮Laugh as much as you breath and love as much as you live. One of the most effective antidotes to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh, and loving as much as we can while we live. When we hear laughter, we associate whatever situation we are in, with happiness, at least usually. When we just let go of our fears, and allow ourselves to be happy, even in the worst of times, it can change the playing field quickly. Choosing to love as much as we live is like the second of the 1-2 punches when you are trying to defeat whatever despair lies ahead of you. if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving, and positive attitude while at all possible, we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it. Make an effort today to keep love in your heart, no matter what hate is thrown in your path, and to keep laughing, even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile... {Image} {Image} {Image} SmiLinG nYt wiT LovE. {Image} {Image} {Image} ╰♡╮=╰★╮= ===╰★╮=╰♡╮ | |
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