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ownworld74 Guestbook nir794 (9 years ago) ♥☆¸.• •.¸☆♥Sgnboard Education Sgnboard outside Heaven:  "Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"  {Image} ?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall: " Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers." {Image} ?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house: " Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."  {Image} ?? SignBoard outside GARAGE: "If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."{Image} ?? Signboard outside A Bar:  " Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance " {Image} ?? Signboard outside Driving School: " If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."  {Image} ?? Signboard outside Library: "Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.." {Image}  Now pay my fees{Image} ♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥nir794 (9 years ago)──►(•‿•) ★ ★(•‿•) ◄──{Image}  6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings1 Money can't buy happiness  but... its more comfortable to cry ina BMW than on a bicycle 2. Forgive your enemy but... remember that bastard's name3. Help a person when they are in trouble and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again.. 4. Many people are alive only because... its illegal to shoot them5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem  but... neither does juice6. Smoking kills but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die... Think again.. Be wise..{Image} {Image} ──►(•‿•) ★ ★(•‿•) ◄──nir794 (9 years ago)╰╰╮╮  ♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮{Image} Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes? Th8′z not been said a thousand times?? The new years come, the old years go We know we dream, we dream we know We rise up laughing with the light We lie down weeping in d night.. We hug d world until it stings We curse it then and sigh for wings We live, we love, we woo, we wed We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear And th8′s the burden of a year  We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015. He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring) 12 children and 365 grandchildren. He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight. After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014. May his soul rest in peace. Lets Say Good Bye 2015. When this Year come to his end. Let it be said I hv played the friends, Have lived & loved & labored here, And made of it a happy year. Dear FriendIn The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,  Irritated You,  And Annoyed You;  I Just Want To Tell You That... . . . . . . . . . . I Plan To Continue{Image}  I wish that n't a single tear tricklesdown your cheek this New Year. May u be bless with joy n happiness aal di year round.  {Image} ╰╰╮╮ ♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮ | |
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