Kyu bhai .. aisa kya ho gya

Kbi btata ni kuch .. kya chal raha h aisa ..

Gf bhaag gyi k ?

Life ki lgyi hui h boss

0r kaam dhaam kesa bhai ka ??

Mera bhai .. kesa h re

Me chidiyo ko marti hu

me b vadiya

Pta h sapne me ayega

Me kaha khoya woya .. kya haal h tera ..

Or delhi aane ka kya hua re ?

Bhaayo kiya hua re ?? Silnt kyu H

thanx bolu ya kick karu
confused hu vhai

accha khullam khulla...
bol

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Sgnboard Education

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers"
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?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
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?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."
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?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance "
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?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
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Now pay my fees
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To kya karte hai chidiyo k sath??

kia puchna hay

pm me puchna

Kuch nahi chidiya uda rahi hu.

tere hi dimag..toh ye koi bolne ka baat hua mujhe pata tha

nahi dekhungakya kar loge

apse mtlb meri aankhe hai main jaise bhi dekhu

yaani Romeo's Juliet ?

Hal badiyaa h bhai .. tu kithay dub raha ajkal

q tere gb me kia kharabi h