Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a"Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. Oneof the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," saidthe policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"